GeneriCard™ Cards: "The card for all* occasions"™
With GeneriCard™ brand cards, you're ready!™
Suggested price: $8.95 (in Canada $14.95)
Just "print, fold'n'fold™, check applicable boxes, and sign"™
GeneriCard™ brand cards are available for all* occasions:
GeneriCard Classic for any* occasion when you want to show that you care, but not so much that you'd spend the time and money for a card.
- Gift GeneriCard™ to give a gift card that is accepted at every* conceivable gifte shoppe.
Simply insert appropriate denomination "bills" from a local "mint".
No expiration date!
New for 2014!
Holiday GeneriCard™ for every* conceivable holiday: New Year's, Valentine's, Easter, Passover, Mother's, Father's, Independence, Canada, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanza, and Other! Now, with Extra-Caring™
- Life Milestone GeneriCard™ for Birth, Birthday, Anniversary, Bar/Bat Mitzvah, Confirmation, Graduation, Employment, Promotion, Engagement, Marriage, Divorce, Death, and Other achievement of your self, child, parent, other.
- Thought GeneriCard™ to express Congratulations, Sympathy, Thanks, Apologies, or Regrets for a Gift, New job, Engagement, Divorce, Education, Treatment, Girl/Boy/Imaginary Friend, Sickness, Accident, or Other positive or negative event.
GenerRoot™ ParaFANalia™ Products: "Root-root-root-root-root for the Home Team!"™
You'll fit in anywhere‡ with GenerRoot fan products.™
Suggested donation: $3.95 (in Canada $14.95)